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Tsunami Rain · Mar 21, 2006, 10:56 AM // 10:56

You know you've seen just some plain retarded group-pick-up lines. Heres a few of my favorites:

"r3 monk looking for EXPERIENCED FoW group"

"Invite me you tards"

"l33t SS/SV looking for Xp3rt 55"

"If you dont invite me I'm going to invite you"

"LF 55 Monk for UW you pay entrence fee"

Raziel665 · Mar 21, 2006, 11:13 AM // 11:13

"lfg"

Great, that tells me a lot, sure, I'll invte...

Xenrath · Mar 21, 2006, 11:34 AM // 11:34

At least they bother to type something... *random invite*

Sab · Mar 21, 2006, 11:36 AM // 11:36

"GLF 2 f*cking monks. invite self."

*sigh*

snikerz · Mar 21, 2006, 11:38 AM // 11:38

Experienced W/E20 w/ Frenzy+Firestorm LF Monk w/ Mending.

CorstedPirate · Mar 21, 2006, 11:45 AM // 11:45

Sometimes when I am in a group looking for a monk I get a little weird, lol. I don't want to switch to my monk for a mission that I need on this character, so I start the monkee appeal.

"We need a couple monkees, the zoo keepers are really nice"...stuff like that. Usually when I am tired, lol. I am sure that there have been times when monks join just to see how much of a jackass I am, lol. If I am playing with my monk, and looking for another, it is similar, and just as dumb, lol. At least people find it amusing, even if I have been going on and making up these stupid lines for a while.

Pevil Lihatuh · Mar 21, 2006, 12:29 PM // 12:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xenrath

At least they bother to type something... *random invite*

so true, i HATE blind invites. I think I must have the fastest finger in England for rejecting blind invites. My friends certainly laugh at me for it... I've managed to reject my friends too on occassions when I've been getting annoyed with the many blind invites

Effendi Westland · Mar 21, 2006, 12:35 PM // 12:35

"LFG plz"

"WILL DANCE NAKED FOR FIRST MONK TO JOIN"

"LFG" x200

Kitty · Mar 21, 2006, 12:40 PM // 12:40

glf [whatever], no noobs, no leavers

I mean, really, when have you last heard: "I'm a noobish leaver, can I join..."

Bir Ki · Mar 21, 2006, 12:51 PM // 12:51

E/Mo > "Echo Nuker lfg"

Mo/W > "Exp 55 LFG FoW"

Ira Blinks · Mar 21, 2006, 12:57 PM // 12:57

I used to spam: "SEX! Now that I have your attention: GLF monk (whatever)"

Edit: need to mention it wasnt my idea, i stole it from someone :P

BellyFlop · Mar 21, 2006, 12:58 PM // 12:58

I know this mission LFG no Noobs. - if so good why dont you make your own party. and normally there and the first ones to mess it up.

LFG for green farm u can keep all my greens- why would you want to farm then? unless his learning were are the farming spots and how to run there.

Etc... too many silly ones.

Rob Van Der Sloot · Mar 21, 2006, 12:59 PM // 12:59

Things I usually say to get monks into my pugs:

"We need 2 monks, we have hookers and beer!"

"Looking for a monk so cool he freezes half the continent where ever he walks!"

"Need a monk to keep our rushers alive"

"Looking for a monk so tough, he can strip the flesh off a hydra with his teeth"

FalconDance · Mar 21, 2006, 01:04 PM // 13:04

Last week in Ring of Fire, a warrior spamming: "I DO UR MOM, INVITE ME". Oh yeah, that's sure to get people interested. Husband didn't see what he was spamming at first and accepted him only to see the warrior then say, "HA HA GOT A GROUP, LOSERS". He was kicked in the next instant.

M1h4iL · Mar 21, 2006, 01:08 PM // 13:08

Anyone that uses CAPS and another really funny one I saw was:
"HEALING MONK LOOKING FOR GROUP, I CAN HEAL" rofl i still find that one funny..

0HeX0 · Mar 21, 2006, 01:14 PM // 13:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Van Der Sloot

Things I usually say to get monks into my pugs:

"We need 2 monks, we have hookers and beer!"

"Looking for a monk so cool he freezes half the continent where ever he walks!"

"Need a monk to keep our rushers alive"

"Looking for a monk so tough, he can strip the flesh off a hydra with his teeth"

Hahahaha!
This is great!
Think i'm gonna use some of these lines,if i may.

art_ · Mar 21, 2006, 01:27 PM // 13:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by M1h4iL

Anyone that uses CAPS and another really funny one I saw was:
"HEALING MONK LOOKING FOR GROUP, I CAN HEAL" rofl i still find that one funny..

I swear thats in someones signature over at guild-hall. Its still funny though xDD

Cherno · Mar 21, 2006, 01:38 PM // 13:38

In D'Allessio Seaboard: "2 Level 20s wanting to help you dumbasses out"

It cracks me up when I see people trying to flaunt their armor or other toys to get into a group in early missions, or late for that matter: "Level 12 with Full Droks Armor and Victor's (sic) Weapons LFG"

Anyone quoting their level once you get into the desert and beyond. At that point of the game, I am going to assume the people around are either 19 or 20. Your 20 doesn't impress anyone anymore.

All these types of stupid lines are fine. I like to see them, helps me to weed out the idiots before getting them in the group.

Former Ruling · Mar 21, 2006, 01:42 PM // 13:42

*random invites the entire district*
Guy1: GOGOGOGOGGOGOO!~!!@!
Guy2: WE HAVE NO MONKS, #$%^ YALL. *leaves*
*invites more random stuff*
leader: Ok, rdy, GO
*enters mission*

FalconDance · Mar 21, 2006, 01:53 PM // 13:53

Any low level char trying to group with : "lvl xx with Dork's armor ........"

Dork's, cracks me up